Mommy with a Station Wagon

I went and got my car washed on Friday. I realized that I hadn't done this since before Conrad was born, so it was time. As I was standing inside at the cash register, in came one of the carwash workers shouting, 'Mommy with a station wagon. Mommy with a station wagon.' I kept looking around, waiting for somebody else to step forward... And then I realized that he meant me. It seems that I had left my cell phone in the car and it was ringing. He thought it might be important. Being a mommy and all. It reminded me of our wedding day when during the reception someone asked me where my husband was and I gave them a blank look and said, 'my what?'.